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Fake News or Is It?

Lord Chance

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I will probably get flamed for this Mate but I wonder why we let people like this vote. They will complain about the price of petrol and never think about the Station owner having to pay to keep someone just to pump fuel. I can assure you that the owner only makes a few cents per liter. I've seen the invoices. :caution:
@Crush - NJ doesn't allow people to pump their own gas, does it? hmmm, didn't NJ go red last election? ;)
 

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I dunno if this is classed as fake news or not, but someones backside has most probably got a good kicking over it... :caution:
Here is what is fake about this situation. The drill was a State run exercise. There was no Federal over site or participation but the New hounds are blaming it on Trump. No, I'm not a Trump supporter nor do I like the man BUT someone need to tell me how it was nothing more than a mistake on someones part. This blame game is getting on my nerves. This in not the first time it has happened.:caution:
 
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Tonight's late show said that the operator selected the wrong message from the drop down box choices. The operator has been relieved of that position. The late show host made the point that would actually be the person you want to remain in the job. That operator will be the One person that won't make that mistake a 2nd time. ;)
 

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Some great FAKE new here...

CLAIM: Voting irregularities surfaced after the 2016 Presidential Election that raised suspicions about Hillary Clinton’s “support” among ordinary Americans. Upon investigation, credible research proved that tens of millions of illegal extraterrestrials criminally entered U.S. airspace to vote for the Democratic candidate in direct violation of Federal immigration laws and the United Nations Outer Space Treaty of 1967.
http://harddawn.com/hillary-voters-from-outer-space/

Hillary Busted Trying to Get Into Mar-a-Lago Club With Fake ID
http://harddawn.com/last-tango-at-maralango/
 

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It is a sad day when the Washington Post has nothing better to print. If you have to make a point then prove it I say. Believe the earth is flat? Sure, I'll go for that because the part of it I walk on is fairly level. One thing I won't do is put on a space suit, strap a rocket to me hairy arse then tie a balloon to the rocket just to prove my point. Not to mention I don't have the two million US dollars to buy the equipment. But I can talk about it so maybe some dumb news paper editor will write about it. With pictures too....:facepalm:


Can this flat-Earther's long-delayed rocket launch be saved? We may soon find out.
 

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Just when you thought it was safe to get on a plane again take some advice, if you plan to fly to your favorite destination check for odd stains in your seat before you set down. It appears that the Pervs are not getting fondled enough by the TSA so they are taking it into their own hands.:wtf:

Passenger arrested after stripping naked to watch porn and commit sex act in his seat before 'attacking air hostess

And for the Pervs who haven't boarded yet, why not stop off and load up on something to help take the edge off at 20,000 feet. I'm sure the Feelmore Adult Gallery in the San Francisco International Airport can fix you right up.:whistle:

Sex shop may come to California airport for people with ‘three or four hours to kill
 

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WOW just doesn't do it for me M'Lady. More like EEEEWWWWWWW!:yuck:

I used to do Safety talks for my Employees and one part was making them think about where they put their hands when working on electronic devices. I stressed the question, "Do you know where your hands are?". Those articles bring to mind the question when flying of, "Do you know where your seat mate's hands are?". :lol: I suppose it is easier than carrying around an Emotional Support Animal.:whistle:
 

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Do blow up sex dolls fall under that category, or do you have to pay for a extra seat LC
I honestly don't know Arctos. I suppose I could ask next time I fly. I would think you could just fold it up and put it in your carry on kit. Just pull it out and inflate it when needed. Maybe claim it as a safety device in case you had to crash in the water. :whistle::lol:
 

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Now this is just wrong. As a young boy I always wanted a pair of breasts to play with. I had no idea that all I had to do was rub on some Essential oils like Lavender or tea tree oils. Just think, just rub on some of these oils and presto change-o, Breasts! No more wondering if your date will offer to let you partake. You have your own. :whistle::p

Lavender, tea tree oils linked to abnormal breast growth in young boys

Abnormally large breasts in boys linked to 'essential oils' used in common shampoos, soaps and lotions
 

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And now in today's news, a man became irate when McDonalds refused his order of 30 double cheeseburgers. On having been refused the man went on temper tantrum. No one was hurt in the incident. I must comment the workers at McDonalds because they may have prevented a case of suicide by food or at the very least a case of extreme obesity. Police say the man will be charged with suspicion of second-degree disorderly conduct, second-degree criminal trespass, second-degree criminal mischief, harassment and first degree stupidity. :facepalm:

I CANNOT HAS CHEESEBURGER?: Man attacks McDonald's golden arches after order for 30 burgers denied, cops say