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From Todays Spam Folder.

Arctos

Beware of the Bear...
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#1
How do you do, dear friend!!!!
Eventually I had the guts to send you a letter.
I had not dealt with the Internet before and that is the reason why I did not decide to send you a message the very first moment.
But at the moment everything is OK, I IТm self-confident and I am anxious to begin a new relationship.
That is why I am sending you my timid letter feeling hopeful that you will receive it and write to me.
My name is Olga. I am 28 years old.
I had a few boyfriends I have not been able to find my love, and so I'm having a hope that possibly I have a possibility to meet a reliable, strong cowboy to create a family with in this alternative digital world.
I hope you wonТt wait long and give a response to me as soon as you can.
Please, make sure you use my personal email for addressing me letters.
I am in the hope that my message touched the deepest cords of your soul and you are interested in giving me a response!
I attach my photos. feel hopeful that you will enjoy them!
Wow, Sweet Olga is after my 70 year old body... :D

 

Lord Chance

iHelpForum Jester & Door Greeter
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#4
I can send you her email address, but I would hate to see you get into strife with the Iron Lady... :caution:
Iron Maiden is me nurse and friend Arctos but she would take nothing but sadistic joy at knowing this old phart even considered mounting the saddle again. I teased her once telling her that if I was only 40 years younger I'd show her what a real man was. She told me that if I was 40 years younger she would still be carping in her diapers. Lovely Lass she is but with a mean streak. Ya gotta love her. :D
 

Arctos

Beware of the Bear...
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WCG Team Member
#8
Sunday special:

Darya is after a friends.

Hey!

Hi, I ’m looking for a man for serious relations.
I'm sincerely interested in knowing more about you. Dating is not just fun for me, I don’t play games.
I expect that you are also serious. I am a lonely woman who wants to find a man who will take care and understand me.
Let me tell you more about my person. I assume that I‘m a strong woman with goals, ideals and ambitions.
If you are interested in my message, contact me.
Have a happy day!!!.
I shall necessarily send you a photos in the following message
I forgot to put her message in the post..:D.
 

Arctos

Beware of the Bear...
iHF Veteran
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WCG Team Member
#10
Aloha! I'm Olessyia,
I don't imagine how to begin date, and to tell you about my personality... But I hope that we can get to know about each other a much, and our communication will be enjoyable. I want you response to me an e-mail,

Please answer ONLY to my private mail box:

With impatience I will waitinf for your soon response, Yur hail-fellow Olesya


She like slurpy drinks and sugary papas as well LC...
 

Arctos

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#11
Good morning ! telling somethimg I'd like to you кnow who I am to let you кnow who you are talкing to myself. My name is Annushka and I am come from Kazahctan. I would liкe to get acquaintance with you very much. With you acquaintance I would liкe to find serious relations in ours. My frend advised to me to get acquaintance through the web. I was locating at the internetcafe and suddenly I paged dating site, and I managed to send you an email with help of some virtuel softvare Because through the Internet she has found the love. If you have a intention to get date you can write mebacк. You can response tо me, if have interest. I will reply you obligatorily and I think that we will response each other. Good lucк Your new matey Anytka
This girlie is a bit boney, in need of a good feed to put some flesh on her body. Ahhh Matey!

 

Arctos

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#17
Salutti my man. I am woman, you can call me Natalie. I am writing to you a text from my computer. you meet me first but I am sure that you are a man and it is new app on facebook what help to looking my sweet. Thi app uses a random selection of email's registering users and it need to write a letter to motivate the man whom you write. I like to be a writer, and I wrote a few poems and essays in my past. So I like the possibility to get conversation with a man in such an creative way. I send you some pictures with this message and wish for your letter soon. Hugs. Natalie I am living in Sydney!
Here you go LC, the pick of the week, Natalie from Sydney.

Pleased to hear she is women and not one of those ladyboys from Thailand...

 

Lord Chance

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#18
An Aussie Dollar says she isn't anywhere near Sydney. :rolleyes:

Not sure about this one Arctos. Last time I dated a woman with her hair in a top knot I got the surprise of my life. I always wondered where they hide the air valve stem. Anyway, if you undue the top knot everything sags.:D
 

DCiAdmin

Always room to learn a bit more
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#20
And to think, all I get offered is Viagra knockoffs.